Golden Fleece – Issue #51

Have You Seen My Crab Pot?

If you’ve lost your crab pot there’s help on the way – courtesy, of course, of Washington, D.C.

Thanks to these “public servants,” Oregon will get $700,000 to recover an estimated 4,000 lost crab pots over two years. That’s $175 per pot.

Or you could just go online to John’s Sporting Goods in Everett, Washington and buy a custom made crab pot for $79.50. But then you wouldn’t have the use of 10 boats, planes and a telephone hotline courtesy of Uncle Sugar.

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