Golden Fleece Award – Issue 67

This week’s Golden Fleece Award, with 5 platinum stars, goes to our own beloved Guv Kitz.

Never before have we granted an award for winning another award. But this one is special because, for his leading role in blowing more than $305 million of your dollars on Cover Oregon, Governor Kitzaber has won Citizens Against Government Waste’s May Porker of the Month Award.

We trust that the Guv will proudly and prominently display both trophies, on a base of goose feathers and raw bacon, on the Governor’s Mansion mantel.

Comments are closed.