Let’s Play a Game!- Golden Fleece Award – Issue 71
Wednesday, August 6, 2014
This week’s Golden Fleece goes to the wizards at the National Science Foundation, which gave Columbia University $5.7 million contributed by you to create (drum roll please)… climate change games!
Al Gore and like minded Kool-Aid drinking gamers are going to love hearing a woman in her death throes screaming that she’s “Out of CO2 credits.”
And hold the mashed potatoes! Because one poor guy can’t afford to come to Mom’s Thanksgiving dinner because a family member spent all his money on “hurricane simulation booths.” Huh?
So grab the kids for a special Family Fun Night where they can learn that “If the tsunami doesn’t get us, the heat might!” And all for only $5.7 million!