Help! Can Anybody Translate This for Us

We admit it. We need help. So we humbly turn to you, our informed & intelligent readers. Can you translate this for us? It was written by Sidone Smith, Ph.D., Professor of the humanities, Univ. of Michigan in Manifesto for the humanities:

Writing this book, I came to see the new scholar subject as a performative of passionate singularity, hybrid materiality and networked relationality.

This is one sense in which the humanities scholar that is becoming is possibly Posthuman, and a posthumanist scholar. The locus of thinking, for the Prosthetically extendable scholar joined along the currents of networked Relationality, is an ensemble affair…

– The Wall Street Journal, February 3, 2016

And for only $43,476 a year you can send your little darling to the University of Michigan – where she can learn these communications skills!

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