Did They Snort Or Mainline? And Did They Put Lampshades On Their Heads?

Today’s Golden Fleece Award for government waste of your money goes to University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana researcher Gene Robinson.

According to waste detector Sen. Jeff Flake, Gene scorched $242,600. But it was all worth it because he discovered that when honeybees get hopped up on cocaine they’re “about twice as likely to dance.”

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