Asparagus Makes My WHAT Smell?

Thanks to the National Institutes of Health (NIH) we now know the answer to this intriguing question. It’s your urine.

And it only cost $3 million of your tax dollars to verify what Ben Franklin figured out a long time ago: yes, you can smell your “Asparagus Pee.”

For this magnificent government waste of your money we honor NIH with its 7^th Golden Fleece Award.

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