We Hope They’re Better at Spying on Drug Lords – Golden Fleece Award – Issue 73

This week’s Golden Fleece Award, presented with a platinum bong, goes to our own Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA).

These geniuses recruited an Amtrak secretary and paid her $854,000 of your money to secretly collect confidential information on passengers and pass it to the DEA.

The problem? These James Bond wannabees, as part of a joint drug enforcement task force, could have gotten the data for free.

But why get it for free when you can buy it with $854,000 of other people’s money?

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