You Gotta Be Drunk To Do This

This week’s Golden Fleece Award goes to our pals at the National Institutes of Health (NIH), who awarded the Oregon Health & Science University $3,200,000 of your taxes to get monkeys stone drunk to study what demon rum does to body tissue.

We can answer that question for free: Excessive drinking is bad for your body, whether you’re a monkey, human, or just a simpleton who works at NIH. Don’t do it.

Now – Excuse us while we go have a drink and try to forget this idiocy.

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