Why We Award Tenure to Professors

This week’s Golden Fleece Award, presented in a kitty litter box, goes to Emeritus Professor of Psychology Charles Snowden and his learned crew at the University of Wisconsin, who infinitely advanced man’s knowledge of the universe by writing songs for (drum roll, please)… pussycats.

We have no idea what this cost but we bet taxpayers ultimately paid for it.

Snowden explained that “…it’s vital to get the pitch right” and that they based “music” on the tempo of purring and the sucking sound of nursing.

That sucking sound you hear is the sound of money being sucked out of your bank account to pay for idiocy like this.

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