A Shocking Discovery

“Walking with coffee: Why does it spill?” Determined to answer this age old question, the University of California at Santa Barbara blew a good chunk of $172,283 provided to it in a Department of Defense (DOD) grant.

Researcher Rouslan Krechetnikov’s astounding conclusion? The best way to keep your coffee in your cup is “to use a lid, and maybe fill your coffee cup a little less.” Shocking – but true.

For this waste of your money the DOD gets this week’s Golden Fleece Award. And our thanks go to past Senator Jeff Flake for exposing this idiocy.

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