Slurred Songs From Smashed Birdies

The trophy case at the National Institutes of Health (NIH) has got to be full of Golden Fleece Awards for government waste. But here’s one more.

These brainiacs tossed $5 million of your hard earned bucks to  Oregon Health & Science University to figure out if drunk birds slur their songs.

The short answer: Yes. Next question: Who gives a (insert your favorite word here)?

We label this whole thing “Birdbrain.”

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