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Pepperoni Pizza – The New Gateway Drug!

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Today we award a supersized Golden Fleece Award for government waste of money to the National Institute of Drug Abuse (NIDA) for cooking $780,000 of your bucks to figure out that pizza may be as addictive as crack. Their study sample? 100 University of Michigan undergrads, who completed a survey on addictive foods.

So these NIDA braniacs sampled college kids, ­who probably live on pizza, collected their speculation on addiction, and passed it off as research. Think they should retake Stats 101? If they ever took it in the first place, that is.

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