FEMA Fumbles Again

Our crack Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) figured it hadn’t wasted enough of your money yet, so they went bigtime and blew a whopping $247 million bucks.

How, you ask, can even doltish government employees do that? First they tear themselves away from surfing the net or filing their nails on work time, then they build a high tech system to improve their efficiency (stop laughing) in delivering supplies and coordinating a multi-agency response to natural disasters.

Unfortunately, the system was so shot through with errors (think Swiss cheese) that it couldn’t coordinate with anybody to do anything.

We say the real natural disaster is…you guessed it, FEMA!

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