Toenails on That Pizza, Sir?

Today’s coveted Golden Fleece Award, drenched in blood, goes to the The National Endowment for the Arts (NEA), which awarded $10,000 to the Oregon Children’s Theatre to produce “Zombie in Love,” a musical featuring teen zombie Mortimer, who’s “dying to find true love.”

He’s your everyday zombie teen who craves toenails on his pizza, gobbles brains for lunch, and uses his intestines for a belt.

When these kids wake up at night screaming their lungs out, their parents can thank the NEA.

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