Stupid College Courses – Issue 100
Thursday, October 8, 2015
Dear Mom & Dad: I just love it here at the University of Pennsylvania. Here’s what I’m taking this term for my English major…
“…Wasting Time On The Internet. We spend our lives in front of screens, mostly wasting time: checking social media, watching cat videos, chatting, and shopping…this class will focus on the alchemical recuperation of aimless surfing into substantial works of literature. Students will be required to stare at the screen for three hours…”
What’ll it cost you for a year at U Penn for your little darling? $66,800.
We suggest this course: “Wasting Time (& Money) At The University of Pennsylvania”