Stupidest College Courses – Issue 105

Dear Mom & Dad,

Thanks for sending me to Cornell. It’s an awesome school!

I just signed up for PE 1657 – “Tree Climbing”.

Remember how I used to love climbing trees? Now I’m really gonna learn how to do it. They’ll teach me how to swing from tree to tree without touching the ground! And how to use ropes and stuff.

Unfortunately, I had to cancel my economics class, which meets at the same time.

I almost forgot – the course fee includes my equipment, so you won’t have to pay much more than the $64,164 you’re already paying!

Love, Your Son Micah

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